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6347GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
(Source: jourdonnais, via definitesignsofugly)
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
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i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
(via apatheticghost)
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
(Source: princesspyrope, via netlfix)
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when you find out youve developed a crush
(Source: martyseamusmcfly, via thundertard)
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords, via baboushkat)
Helpful Reminders
- You are allowed to be angry at people
- Wanting to feel loved is not selfish
- If someone makes you unhappy you have every right to stop interacting with them
- You should never blame yourself for feeling negative emotions
- You are allowed to cry
- Kamina dies
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